People are still having sex

It was inevitable. Lonely, horny, unhappy residents spending all their time in the hospital, no time for a social life...mayhem ensues.

A fellow second year resident, PR, confided that he is having an affair with a nurse. They hit it in a deserted stairwell after hours. Thing is, Nurse Comfort has a husband and two small children at home. PR tells me her marriage is on the rocks, which is not surprising given the fact that she's having sex with residents in stairwells. If girlfriend thinks she's got a golden parachute after she leaves her husband, she's mistaken. PR says that he's just in it for the sex and he's not trying to raise another man's kids.

PR is also having an affair with a chief resident. She's this miserable, desperate, depressed, moody person who pre-PR was always moaning about not having a man. She weighs about 400 lbs. PR makes a big show about telling me and others that he wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole, but I am convinced he's touched her with something much shorter. Last night at a party, I playfully told PR that he couldn't keep a secret. Big Sybil overheard and said meaningfully, "oh, yes he can. Yes he can." I looked at the two of them, and I suddenly knew, beyond a doubt that they were lovers. Classmates and I had been speculating about the two of them for months. PR acts very casual around Big Sybill. Big Sybill on the other hands acts like a woman who would like to declare her love but can only hint at it. I feel sorry for her. It's humiliating to have sex with someone who won't claim you in public.

PR makes my classmate who sleeps with medical students look like the Pope.