I went to the gynecologist today for the first time in ages. Even though she was professional, sensitive and expert, I still felt somewhat violated when I got off the table. Note to self: learn to be as quick as possible with exams.

I have to schedule a baseline mammogram. Yikes!

Last night on Labor and Delivery, a short, swarthy, middle-aged man with an unidentifiable accent told me I had beautiful eyes. And, he said, he could say this because his wife wasn't around. The reason she wasn't around was because she was in recovery after having his baby! Eeeeooowww....